I laughed out loud when I found this story yesterday and I just had to share it with you. After all, shared joy is double joy! Laughter is the best medicine, as they say – and I tend to agree with this cliche. I’ve actually heard scientists claim that laughing well and often leads to a longer life, and I have no trouble believing that it’s true. In any case – here’s the story!

This lady found out that her husband had been cheating on her, and her reaction was extreme to say the least!

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy.

She walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to p0ison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to use for your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! they’ll lock us both behind the bars ! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”


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